me:I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone:(goes into the bathroom)
me:wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower


I didn’t know I was lonely ‘til I saw your face. 

(wasn’t working for a while but it should be fixed now.)


Do you ever listen to middle aged people talk…they are the fakest of the fake



this why they killed him

JFK will forever be one of the best presidents this nation ever had.

(Source: afriet)



Hello, darkness, my old friend. (x)

can we just stop with the ice bucket challenges pls bc i see more water being wasted than money being donated to the als association

come on socal residents, we’re in a drought here


Emails from the House Sitter

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

There is no good or bad. Only opinions and judgements. Standards and morals. Tolerance and intolerance. There is no good or bad. There are only eyes. And no two pairs see the same way.